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Post by Lady Alyssa Dark on Mar 25, 2012 18:54:02 GMT -8
Was searching for kid-friendly jokes online (i'm not good with telling jokes, lol) and found some funny ones... REALLY needed something to lighten some moods, lol. I'm starting this topic for anyone to put in good, clean jokes that are 'family friendly', yes there are some others that are really funny but inappropriate, i don't want to see those here... thanks  |
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Post by Lady Alyssa Dark on Mar 25, 2012 19:00:33 GMT -8
- "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
"Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
- Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
- How do you catch a squirrel?
- Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?
- Why do they put bells on cows?
(first one is all there but the others, gonna see what kind of answers these bring, then i'll put the answers i have little later on, and no i didn't come up with these myself, found on a website)
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Post by blackhurst on Mar 26, 2012 14:37:46 GMT -8
I waana awnser but u would delete them hehe........ So i take the 5th
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Post by Lord Fallen Angel on Mar 26, 2012 15:08:00 GMT -8
"- How do you catch a squirrel?"
I had an answer, but not very kid friendly haha
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Post by blackhurst on Mar 26, 2012 15:09:38 GMT -8
Thats what im thinkin so i plead the 5th still
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TinkerBell
Guild Master 
Life is like a box of chocolates, sometimes all you get is NUTS!
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Post by TinkerBell on Mar 26, 2012 16:15:43 GMT -8
you all just told on yourselves  |
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Post by Lord Fallen Angel on Mar 26, 2012 17:26:25 GMT -8
no, i just proved i have a slightly dirty mind. but i'm a teenager, i'm aloud |
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Post by blackhurst on Mar 27, 2012 0:39:44 GMT -8
Ok im at 23yr old father im allowed to
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TinkerBell
Guild Master
Life is like a box of chocolates, sometimes all you get is NUTS!
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Post by TinkerBell on Mar 27, 2012 8:08:12 GMT -8
ya I didnt say you told on your age |
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Post by Lady Alyssa Dark on Mar 27, 2012 15:36:14 GMT -8
(yeah, good plan... this for family friendly jokes)
here's the answers i have...
- Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
- How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb into a tree and act like a nut.
- Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.
- Why do they put bells on cows?
Because their horns don't work!
next??
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Post by Lord Fallen Angel on Mar 27, 2012 18:56:00 GMT -8
how do you make a blonde laugh on friday? tell her a joke on wednesday
What do you call a dog that’s spoiled ? A bratweiler!
What do you call a pea that has been in a fight? A black eyed pea!
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Post by Lady Alyssa Dark on Mar 28, 2012 20:00:18 GMT -8
lol some good ones...
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Post by Lord Fallen Angel on Apr 3, 2012 5:18:10 GMT -8
i think for the bottom two, i got the same website as you did. the top one is one of my MANY blonde jokes haha
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Post by Lady Alyssa Dark on Apr 3, 2012 9:17:01 GMT -8
Question: What did the dog say when he rubbed his tail on the sandpaper?
Answer: "Ruff, Ruff"
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Post by Lady Alyssa Dark on Apr 30, 2012 8:14:24 GMT -8
A frog is looking for a loan, so he goes into a bank. He sits down at a desk and the name plate says "Patty Whac". He talks to Patty about the loan and she asks him what he has for collateral. The frog replies well I have this vase. He pulls the vase out of a bag to show her. Patty says "well thats just a cheap knick-knack". Then the owner notices the vase and says to himself "gee that's from the 17th century, it's worth tons of money" So he walks over to patty and says "Thats no knick-knack Patty Whac give the frog a loan".
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Post by Lord Fallen Angel on May 1, 2012 5:21:17 GMT -8
i like that last one
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Post by Lord Naught on May 1, 2012 5:39:26 GMT -8
these are cheesy but funny lmao, here i have a few meant for littler kids but still decent:
what did the zero say to the eight? Nice Belt.
how do you get a GM irritated? tell them you lost your game.
to explain that one to all those that are blonde like Fallen *cough cough* you would have to be in game to talk with a GM lol
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Post by Lord Fallen Angel on May 1, 2012 5:41:24 GMT -8
Hey! i was born blonde, thats not fair!
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Post by Lady Alyssa Dark on May 23, 2012 6:26:21 GMT -8
Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
(anyone want to try for the answer?)
A farmer is milking his cow. As he is milking, a fly comes along and flies into the cows ear. A little bit later, the farmer notices the fly in the milk. The farmer looks up and says, "Hmph. In one ear, out the utter."
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Post by Lady Alyssa Dark on May 23, 2012 6:38:07 GMT -8
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Stop crying, it's just a joke!
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